Oh Christmas Tree

Ode to Oh Christmas Tree

(based on actual events)

O Christmas Tree O Christmas Tree

Thy lights are so not blinking!

O Christmas Tree O Christmas Tree

Why are thy lights not blinking?

On the box they blink real clear and bright,

But on the tree no blink in sight,

O Christmas Tree O Christmas Tree

Thy lights are STILL not blinking!

O Christmas Tree O Christmas Tree

Mommy matched our jammies look and see

O Christmas Tree O Christmas Tree

These gifts beneath will fill with glee

A big wheel for one who can be a stink

The other looks so pretty in pink

O Christmas Tree O Christmas Tree

Thy Chinese craftmanship impress me

O Christmas Tree O Christmas Tree

Our children's gifts spread under thee

O Christmas Tree O Christmas Tree

The hours spent assembling these!

Who puts instructions solely in French?

I studied Spanish so I felt like a Grinch

O Christmas Tree O Christmas Tree

At least my babies smiles assuaged me!

O Christmas Tree O Christmas Tree
Our kitty thinks it's just for he
O Christmas Tree O Christmas Tree
Your like cat nip that's all for me
I paw and bat your ornaments
'Cause that's a feline sacrament
O Christmas Tree O Christmas Tree
How lovely my master has decked thee

Composed by: Daddy